The Crossover

Kyrie Irving believes the earth is flat. Appearing on the Road Trippin with RJ & Channing podcast, Irving said "The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. … It's right in front of our faces. I'm telling you, it's right in front of our faces. They lie to us." Over NBA All-Star Weekend, Kyrie doubled down on the flat earth theory,...
The sports world is corrupt. This isn’t a concept that is at all new, but it is something that needs to be reiterated enough so new fans can understand the state of affairs. In the year 2017, the major sporting leagues have existed for the better half of a century, and boy have they fallen from grace. The days of...

F U 2016

The potentially NSFW views below only reflect those of the author  Ray J’s dick was patient zero. When our species’ extinction is studied by the aliens, they will reach the conclusion that the decay of our society was made irreversible in 2003 when Ray J air-mailed his D.N.A. to Kim Kardashian on film. Sure, there had been other pariahs – Paris Hilton,...
Since the NBA moved away from square buzz cuts and, well, white people, clothing and cool have been cornerstones of The League. From Bill Russell wearing a cape and growing a goatee as a sign of cultural defiance, to Shaq’s array of mid-90s Mafioso Rap suits, to the millennial fashion explosion, the NBA has pushed the envelope of fashion. In...
Ham-faced and pig-jowled, with the complexion of artificial food flavoring, Donald Trump is not a sex symbol. Trump is many things -- a failure in the eyes of his father; the USFL's cause of death; a sub-par beach volleyball player; a shyster -- but certainly not a sex symbol. Wilt Chamberlin is, or that is to say was, a sex...
In middle school, the perfect “mental health day” (see: the official playbook for Jewish mothers) started with a bowl of chickarina soup, saltines on the side and reruns of The White Shadow on ESPN Classic — Ken Howard, with his rutty-faced New York-Irish good looks playing a retired Chicago Bull now coaching high school basketball in South Central Los Angeles. And by coaching, I mean combating the societal ills of 1970s L.A. one wayward teenager at a time. Homosexuality, teen pregnancy, gangs,...

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